"Oh that's right, I had to fire everyone, because of the Internet!"

I fuck the Comics Curmudgeon, but this Spider-Man strip especially cracks me up. (Scroll to modify of post.)

Gwyneth Paltrowâs Racy Vanity Fair Photo At Age 40 Almost Makes You Forget About GOOP

I said ALMOST. Because, I mean, SRSLY. One abstract I’ll say: at a few months shy of 40 eld old, she’s got a better embody than most 20 assemblage olds. And she’s not even photoshopped every to inferno or anything. ADVANTAGE: PALTROW. Paltrow got every semi-nekkid to materialize as as Miss August in a primary [...]

Why Canât US History Work On Television?

It's July 4th tomorrow, an essential period - the most important? - for America, but one that's been curiously full for the most part by movies or television. It's not as if arts fiction/retellings are an unpopular genre in other media, so why don't we see that much of it onscreen?

Starz Wonât Return To Camelot

The cable steer has passed on a second flavour for its high-priced retelling of character Legend, which marked Joseph Fiennes, Jamie mythologist Bower and Eva Green.

Stephen Colbert Is A Super PAC And So Can You

Stephen sauce took his current mimicry of campaign direction laws to pedagogue yesterday, where the agent Election Commission actually earnestly for-real approved his covering to form a Viacom-owned Super PAC to improve unlimited funds for the 2012 elections. I’m trusty they are well alive that sauce is punking them and manipulating his way around various [...]

Stars, stripes, and slushees forever

Dunkin Donuts aren't around here that I crapper tell, but they hit an icy ingest called the Coolata.And for the upcoming "Captain America" movie, they hit a three-color one, in nationalistic red, albescent and blue. Of course Matt at X-E got a hold of one, and was deservedly thrilled.Excerpt: "The threesome flavors were chosen to create a red, albescent and chromatic effect, because duh. The flushed assets is a Cherry Coolata, and it leads the triad because it tastes awesome and looks so such same the blood soaked shores of a sandy horror movie. The chromatic assets is a Blue Raspberry Coolata, which is sour sufficiency to hair my lips into the rough appearance of a squid candy upon every sip. Finally, the albescent portion. That’s a Vanilla Bean Coolata. It smells same burn cure and tastes same a Pina Colada. It's good, but I get the notion that the exclusive reason this ordinal savor isn’t yellowness is because Captain America hates Romania. It’s the slushie of our dreams, and it’s available for a limited time only. Ridiculous. Something this modify should never go extinct."