Friday, July 1, 2011

Stars, stripes, and slushees forever

Dunkin Donuts aren't around here that I crapper tell, but they hit an icy ingest called the Coolata.And for the upcoming "Captain America" movie, they hit a three-color one, in nationalistic red, albescent and blue. Of course Matt at X-E got a hold of one, and was deservedly thrilled.Excerpt: "The threesome flavors were chosen to create a red, albescent and chromatic effect, because duh. The flushed assets is a Cherry Coolata, and it leads the triad because it tastes awesome and looks so such same the blood soaked shores of a sandy horror movie. The chromatic assets is a Blue Raspberry Coolata, which is sour sufficiency to hair my lips into the rough appearance of a squid candy upon every sip. Finally, the albescent portion. That’s a Vanilla Bean Coolata. It smells same burn cure and tastes same a Pina Colada. It's good, but I get the notion that the exclusive reason this ordinal savor isn’t yellowness is because Captain America hates Romania. It’s the slushie of our dreams, and it’s available for a limited time only. Ridiculous. Something this modify should never go extinct."

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